I’ve got a confirmed case of Slack Bloggeritis, so here goes nothing. I’ll attempt to sum up the awesomeness of the past few days in this one post. The highlights are really the best part anyway. I mean, do you really want to know the price of the avocados I got at the Chinese market (.89)? That’s what I thought.
Alas, Thursday Pancakes were a FAIL, as we got there and couldn’t fit through the door. Apparently everyone else thought Pancake Month sounded brilliant, and since we weren’t willing to wait an hour for them, we crossed the street to the (slightly sketchy-seeming) Clinton Restaurant, which was blessedly empty. On the plus side, we did get free goat cheese and chive scones, and we were pleasantly surprised to find that they’re much more delicious than they sound.
The Clinton Restaurant has obviously been there for decades, and on the Lower East Side, that means it proudly counted prostitutes and drug dealers among its clientele. Today, it still looks like the odd lady of the night might walk in the door, but the staff was incredibly friendly, and the food and beer were cheap. It’s authentic Spanish and Tex Mex. I got chicken tacos on homemade tortillas, Rebecca got something delicious called Soupy Rice, and Jen got an entire cow, as well as fried plantains and beans and rice. Needless to say, I was the only one who didn’t take a plate home.
Friday dawned cold as a witch’s tit (yes, I just used that expression), and I happily spent most of it indoors working on Vermont and Utah. Eugene came by in the afternoon and ferried me to Brooklyn’s Chinatown so that I could get cheap produce that’s actually ripe. I had the urge to make soup from the yams I picked up at the farmer’s market, and naturally I’ve been researching what to do with the ton of kale I’ve still got in my fridge.
I like the Chinese market because it’s endlessly entertaining, everything is marked in English too, and I can afford fish there. After checking my list twice, we rushed back to Park Slope, picked up Five Guys on the way home, and I got ready for the ballet while Eugene entertained Lola. I’ve only been to the ballet once before, several years ago, and the girls wanted to give Sleeping Beauty a shot. Eugene, being Russian, couldn’t actually resist the call of his homeland’s favorite art form, so he came too.
It was a beautiful ballet with incredibly colorful costumes and elaborate set screens that added depth and detail to the action. I especially liked the hunt party scene and the boat scene, which unfortunately Jen missed most of due to soothing music and cushy seats. The theater is gorgeous as well. I really love all of the buildings in Lincoln Center, and I’d like to see La Boheme soon so I can pretend I’m in Moonstruck. “Snap outuvit!”
After the ballet, Eugene had to save the day in Brooklyn by fixing a busted pipe (it was soooo cold), and the rest of us headed to a birthday party at Botanica on Houston. I was kind of dreading the crowd there, which is straight NYU scenesters, but it actually wasn’t so bad once we sat down. We even got a little dancing done. Highlight of the night: guy in turtleneck and blazer getting down by his lonesome, from one end of the bar to the other, all night. Unfortunate development: a Puerto Rican named Enrique with Jesus tattoos and a jawline beard deciding I was awesome.
Needless to say, I didn’t do much on Saturday, apart from throw on clothes in time to get a package from the Fedex guy. BUT, I did make my sweet potato soup, and then headed over to the Brooklyn Museum for First Saturday with Jen to get our incredibly cool art print. Sure, we got roped into joining First Fans again, but we got an art print! and a calendar! and a tote! We love free stuff. After the score, we met Rebecca and Andy at Babeland for a singles event (that we only attended for free booze), and Rebecca got anonymously hit on by a lesbian. Andy feigned jealousy and Rebecca asked the clerk for a vodka on the rocks.
We then went to this awesome bar on 10th avenue called Pony Bar for Andy’s friend’s birthday drinks. It’s a craft beer bar, and all of the beers are $5, no matter the percentage. Even better, a group of Coast Guardsmen who’d been breaking ice on the Hudson for two weeks were in town for one night, and one of them bought me drinks all night. Sadly, he underestimated me, and I was much more coherent than him when we were ready to leave. Unfortunately, he didn’t take kindly to that, which ended in me hiding behind a cab and Rebecca being harassed. Sorry Rebecca, but thanks for taking one for the team.
I’ll leave out the parade of other destinations that night, but just know that I will never again be lured into Rudy’s, the site of the infamous iPhone theft of ‘09. I don’t care how many free hotdogs they offer, I’m never setting foot into that cavern of malcontents ever again. It’s a black hole where souls and expensive possessions go to die.
Yesterday, to my delight, I was feeling swell, and to celebrate, I watched the rest of the first season of my new favorite show, Weeds. It’s hilarious and witty and I’m totally hooked. Closer to game time, Eugene picked me up on the way to Spumoni Gardens, one of the best pizza places in all of Brooklyn. Unfortunately, it’s sort of in the middle of nowhere Bensonhurst, so a car is helpful. I’ve seen them on Food Network, and they’re known for their signature square pies with the cheese under the sauce. We had a slice while we waited on the pie for the Super Bowl party, and it was sheer and unadulterated pizza ecstasy. I’m telling you, not even the guidos in sweat pants and puffy coats could detract from my bliss.
We also got spumoni, which is some kind of cross between ice cream and icies. Rainbow to be exact, which is a mix of pistachio, vanilla and chocolate. Also, unlike ice cream and going against every rational impulse, you don’t eat it with any kind of utensil. I went straight from there to Dylan’s Super Bowl party where I gorged on guacamole, warm spinach and artichoke dip, homemade tortilla chips, and potato skins covered in bacon. Say what you will…it’s the Super Bowl. I walked in during a surprisingly heated game of poker, and Dylan has promised to start a much less intense poker night so that I can finally remember the rules.
At about halftime I walked over to Jess and Matt’s place to see my favoritest people (unfortunately, I missed my favoritest baby Colin and his mom). There was much delicious food, which I unfortunately could not possibly eat, and good friends to catch up with. Afterward, we tracked down Eugene’s hat, which James fell in love with before disappearing into the night. Not surprisingly, he was tracked down at Harry’s, so we stopped by for a little drink, darts, and dancing in the early hours.
Lola also knows how to party, as I awoke to find the ziploc of red velvet cake I’d brought from the party torn open, and half its contents gone into the belly of the beast. I guess midnight munchies happen to the best of us.

























































